"leave room for Jesus" has got to be the creepiest worst thought out bit of dance chaperone "wisdom" ever
"no kids don’t grind on each other grind on our Lord and Savior instead”
#are you kidding the weird eroticism directed at/diverted towards jesus is the best part of christianity #you have a friend with benefits in jesus #your love is deep your love is wide your love is long your love is high (via aprilwitching)
Don’t forget the ritual cannibalism in Catholicism too.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
Right, so HP AU where Enjolras keeps trying to ask Grantaire out and either Grantaire just keeps not getting it because Enjolras is really bad at it, or they keep getting interrupted by groundskeeper Javert or Bossuet blowing something up in Potion or something.
Then one morning at breakfast at the Great Hall, Grantaire gets a howler and it’s Enjolras’ voice yelling AND YOUR EYES ARE PRETTY AND YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY AND YOU ARE PRETTY AND I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DON’T KNOW THAT I REALLY LIKE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME FOR SALAZAR’S SAKE, and Grantaire just freezes and everyone is staring at him, and when he turns over to the Slytherin table to look at Enjolras, Enjolras is looking right back, and he looks nervous and hopeful and wow, Grantaire really doesn’t know what to say, so he just ends up gaping at Enjolras for a really long time, not saying anything, and Enjolras ends up thinking Grantaire doesn’t like him back, and leaves.
After Courfeyrac whacks him, Grantaire runs to chase Enjolras down, but Enjolras breaks into a run, and Grantaire ends up having to immobilise him, and then Enjolras yells, “YOU CAN’T FORCE ME INTO HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH YOU, GRANTAIRE, I DO NOT CONSENT-”
"I LIKE YOU BACK ENJOLRAS I LIKE YOU BACK!"
And then they make out and everything is great.
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
#You see Juliets parents found her blog and were really pissed so she had to pretend to delete to appease them#but a friend showed her how to do a fake not found page and she just changed her url for a while#she tried to tell Romeo but tumblr ate the ask#Next time I will explain how Iago fooled Othello with photoshopped screencaps from Roderigo’s twitter